He Likes to Go to Parties and Get Fried

Bus driver: So who else is gonna be there?
Passenger: Chicken boy will be there.
Bus driver: "Chicken boy"?
Passenger: Yeah, you know Dave*. That fool always smells like chicken! I always thought it was just me but at a party last week Elizabeth* and her friends all called him "chicken boy" too!

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Dawn