It's Oprah, Honey

Harried mom: Get off the stage now! It's time to go!
Obstinate toddler: No!
Harried mom: Who's the boss of you?
Obstinate toddler: ...you.
Harried mom: And who's the boss of me?
Obstinate toddler: Daddy!
Harried mom: No!

Barnes & Noble
Plantation, Florida

Overheard by: That Bookseller Chick