On Today's Episode Of Skanky and the Brain...

Girl #1: Yeah, Dave*'s cute. Not super-attractive, but I'd sleep with him.
Girl #2: I wouldn't.
Girl #1: Why not?
Girl #2: I made a pact with myself that I would never date him.
Girl #1: Yeah, but did you say you wouldn't sleep with him?
Girl #2: No, I guess not.
Girl #1: So there's, like, a loophole. You can sleep with him, just don't date him.
Girl #2: Yeah, I guess so. Cool.
Girl #1: God, I'm so smart.

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