Maybe Pick Up Some Rat Poisoning for the Kids...

Loud white ghetto guy on cell: Dude, I'm at Target. They don't got nothing here! Man, I should have gone to Wal-Mart. (pause) Oh, here's a sweet knife. Maybe I'll buy that for shits and giggles.

Shout-out: feeds.feedburner.com

Overheard by: gee, you have to wonder what this guy does with his free time...