What Happens When You Breastfeed at Trendy Lounges

Little boy, to stoic mother in shoe aisle: I love the night life! I like the boobies! I love the night life! I like the boobies!
(five minutes later, at checkout lane)
Little boy, to stoic mother: I love the night life! I like the boobies! I love the night life! I like the boobies!...

Kohl's
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Me too, my man.