Wait-- What Exactly Are You Using As a Volleyball?

Mom to three-year-old son under the table: Whatcha' doin' under there, buddy?
Three-year-old son: Playing volleyball.
Dad: Volleyball? Smells like you're pooping your pants.
Three-year-old son, giggling: I am.
Three-year-old son's sister to friend: See, I told you it wasn't the food.

Los Tres Amigos Mexican Restaurant
Michigan

Overheard by: Scott