His G-String with the Elephant Head on It Was a Bit of a Shock, Though

Summer fun Barbie #1: I mean, like, I wasn't even surprised that you went home with him!
Summer fun Barbie #2: Do you mean that I had sex with him?
Summer fun Barbie #1: Yeah.
Summer fun Barbie #2: Yeah, me neither.

Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com

Overheard by: also not surprised