Whatever. Starving Children in Nigeria Don't Even Have Earlobes.

Bartender: Geez, Hank, you're looking great these days. Been working out?
Chubby Jewish guy: Yeah. I tell ya, I've been trying to lose the spare tire, but I lost it all in my earlobes instead. It's a cruel world.

Suami's India Garden Resturant
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Jeebus McGee