Roger Often Wonders If He Made the Right Choice Going Straight

Preggers snapping at hubby: He said they don't have it! That means they don't have it!
Husband, pushing cart with two-year-old in seat: Get over yourself, babe. We'll be in the car.
Two-year-old: Mama!
Husband, under his breath: Your mom better hurry up and have that kid, dude.

Fred Meyer
Issaquah, Washington

Overheard by: Bryan