But You've Also Said That about Mailmen, the FBI, Shepherds, and Priests

Woman to crying toddler: Now, stop it, or that policeman over there will come and take you away!
Man: That's right.
Woman: That's what policemen do. They take little boys away.
Man: That's right.

Outside the John Hancock Center
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: passerby-ing