Now, Who Wants More Monkey on a Stick?

Vegetarian girl: I think you guys should stop eating meat.
Friend: I don't eat meat that much, but every now and then I gotta have a steak.
Vegetarian girl: Ewww, gross!
Friend: I mean, they're not a necessity or anything, but if I had to choose between eating a steak and saving a puppy, I'd eat the steak.

San Antonio, Texas

Overheard by: poor dog