You're the Worst Tour Guide Ever

Dude #1: Do you trim your pubes?
Dude #2: Um, what? No... Why?
Dude #1: I do...
Dude #2: Okay...
Dude #1: And I think I trimmed them too much...
Dude #2: And?
Dude #1: Well, now my dick is itchy...

Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: damn hiatus