I Think You'd Be Surprised

Cute queer #1: Yeah, but aren't you worried about the sodomy laws around there?
Cute queer #2: No, not really.
Cute queer #1: My god, why not?
Cute queer #2: I don't think that a fleshlight really counts as sodomy.

Grand Avenue
Saint Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Confused Dyke On The Corner