Or, Rather, Your Failure to Step There

Guy: She makes her own salsa, too! And God, it's good. Almost better than sex with a stranger, though I wouldn't know what that was like.
Girl: I'm also a salsa maker.
Guy, laughing: Well, hello random...
Girl: No, we were talking about your mom making salsa... Until your side-trip to stranger-sex-land.

Huntington Beach, California

Overheard by: Jeff