I've Devoted My Life to a Cinematographic Study of the Phenomenon

Bubbly girl: I am so happy now!
Bubbly friend, holding her hand: Me, too! I can't believe it!
Old man, stopping them in hallway: What are you two so happy about?
Bubbly girl: We just hit on each other!
Old man: So, are you girlfriends now?
Bubbly friend: Yes, we are!
Old man, after long pause: Two girls together... That is a wonderful thing.

Peninsula College
Pt. Angeles, Washington

Overheard by: Gidget