Dude, You Are the Opposite of Fun

Elevator dude #1: I just think she's kind of ho-ish.
Elevator dude #2: I'm feeling that, though, because I'm like that myself.
Elevator dude #1: I'm not fucking with her.
Elevator dude #2: But if she was a dude, though, we'd be honoring her.
Elevator dude #1: Yeah, well, I'm not gonna be fucking no dude, either.

332 South Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Ronnie