Nah, but I've Been Dying to Tell That Story

Physics kid #1: I'm going to stab you in the jugular!
Physics kid #2: I once got hit in the jugular with a ping-pong ball...
Physics kid #1: My friend got hit by a car recently when he was running at night.
Physics kid #2: Wait, in the jugular?

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Overheard by: http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html