Geez, I'm Trying

Crew member: Sir, you can't stand here.
Old man, blocking walkway: [Ignores him.]
Crew member: Sir! This is a walkway.
Old man: This is foolishness!
Passerby: Why don't you just die, already?

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Overheard by: uncomfortably waiting for the damn fireworks