Portrait of the Purell Addict As a Young Boy

Little boy at hand-drying machine: Dad, aren't you going to smell my hands so you know they're clean?
Dad: No, it's okay. Let's go.
Little boy, getting angry: Smell them. Smell them! Smell them!

Restroom, Scottsdale Fashion Square
Scottsdale, Arizona

Overheard by: mine were clean