She's Just Jealous because I Can Rest Snacks on Top of It

Ghetto girl: Did you know that half my weight is in my ass?
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: You have a ghetto booty?
Ghetto girl: Yeah, I went to the doctor's and he said, 'Yo, half your weight is in your ass,' and my mother laughed her head off.

All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: freshman whisperer