If That Isn't Already the Premise of a Porn, It Ought to Be

Guy: Hey, you coming to my place? Allison wants someone to hang with who doesn't have a penis.
Girl: Yeah, I'm coming, but I'm not sure if I fit those criteria...
Guy: Now I'm scared...
Girl: She thinks she's getting a friend to girly-chat with, but she may just be getting an ear full of cock.

Hobart, Tasmania
Australia