Then You'll Be Deformed Enough to Settle for Him

Frustrated brunette: I just wish he would leave me alone! He's always following me!
Friend #1: I know. I'm sorry, sweetie.
Frustrated brunette: What can I do? Maybe I can change the way I look so he won't recognize me.
Friend #2, after long pause: You could cut off your legs!

Ithaca College
New York

Overheard by: LadyDisdain