All That Talk of Stakes...

High school girl #1: That guy in front of us is pretty hot.
High school girl #2: I thought that, too, until I realized he was touching himself during the play.
High school girl #1: What?!
High school girl #2: Yeah. I guess the Salem Witch Trials turn him on.

Intermission of The Crucible
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: the dude was a freshman.