Stop Poking at My Fishnets, Please

Four-year-old girl: You look like a hooker.
Young mom, laughing: That's not very nice. Where did you learn that.
Four-year-old girl: Hooker, hooker, hooker.
Young mom, annoyed: You watch too much TV.

Dressing room
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Because that IS Barneys favorite word...