Don't Ask If You Don't Wanna Know

Drunk guy: Hey.
Passerby: Hey, how's it going?
Drunk guy: You know when you meet that hot, cool girl and then you get drunk and turn into an asshole and she ditches you? Well, that's where I am right now.
Passerby: Okay, well, good luck.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: some random chic