I Know -- I'm Going to Marry That Man

Girl in stall #1: So, how did last night go?
Girl in stall #2: It was alright, I guess...
Girl in stall #1: What happened?
Girl in stall #2: He had hands like a fucking gorilla. He mangled my vagina.
Girl in stall #1: ... Oh my god.

Pensacola, Florida

Overheard by: That sounds awful...