Because Two Self-Centered Bitches Repel

Girl #1: I don't really like Kate.
Girl #2: Watch what you say about her -- she's my best friend!
Girl #1: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize.
Girl #2: Yeah, we're really close... Except for when she's being a self-centered bitch.

University of Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: That's what I call loyalty