Stalking Tip: A Smart Pocket Dress Can Hide Your Huge Man Hands

Chick #1: So, I have to quit my job because a transvestite is stalking me.
Chick #2: Are they hitting on you?
Chick #1: Nope, just stalking.

Shout-out: www.overheardinminneapolis.com

Overheard by: a classmate