Getting Sober Has Been a Mixed Blessing

Girl on cell: I mean, if I was a freshman I would've been all over him, but I'm not anymore and it sucks. Now I'm all paranoid about diseases and stuff, and I can't just do whatever I want -- I actually have to think about things.

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: gladimnotoneofthose