You Have to Do a Stupid Thing Six Hundred Times before It Kills You

Smoking office lady to others: She gets up on her roof, strips down, and just bakes in the sun. She thinks that just because she goes to the dermatologist once a month she's not going to get cancer. [Takes a long drag] What a retard!

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Overheard by: herbie mchebrew