It Felt So Good I Pulled It a Few Thousand Times!

Guy #1: You don't play rep basketball!
Guy #2: Yes, I do!
Guy #1: Okay, then why didn't I see you play?
Guy #2: I can't -- I pulled my Achilles tentacle!

Phys Ed class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: freshman whisperer