Why So Many Men Really Go into Obstetrics

Girl #1: So, why did you dump him?
Girl #2: Because he was, like, really creepy!
Girl #1: What? Oh my god! How? He was perfect...!
Girl #2: Yeah, but he said he fantasized about eating babies.
Girl #1: So what?
Girl #2: ... Oh my god! I am so glad you convinced me to stay with him! You're right. He's totally perfect.
Girl #1: So, you don't care about the fact he wants to eat babies?
Girl #2: Well, that way at least if I got pregnant I, like, wouldn't have to go to the doctor's office to get rid of it!
Girl #1: Yeah, I love saving time.

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