And Fuck Him

Girl #1: So, I told my dad to carry my futon up the stairs. There was no way I was going to!
Girl #2: Didn't he just have major back surgery?
Girl #1: Yeah, but I didn't want to strain myself. I'm, like, tiny. Plus, I had to make my room look good.

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