So Let's Hear No More of Your Homoerotic Jiggery-Pokery

Dock worker #1: Well, personally, I prefer a nice, stiff rod.
Dock worker #2: Really, a stiff one?
Dock worker #3: I've got a stiff rod for you, motherfucker.
Dock worker #1: We're talking about bass fishing here, asshole.

Safeway
Tracy, California

Overheard by: Ken Lane