I Guess I Could Donate the One from My Private Collection

Girl #1: Oh, man, I still have to contribute money for the grad gift.
Girl #2: Yeah, I had to do that yesterday.
Girl #1: What sucks is that you have no say as to how the gift is used. I mean, a portrait of Professor Erickson* is nice, but a statue of Professor Erickson fighting a bear... Now that would be amazing!

Shout-out: overheardatwestern.blogspot.com