You Never Told Me That!

Blonde #1: I think it's good we called off the wedding.
Blonde #2: Yeah, marriage probably wasn't the best idea.
Blonde #1: I wonder if I would've actually gone through with it.
Blonde #2: Do you seriously think you would have?!
Blonde #1: Well, maybe...
Blonde #2: But he slept with me right after he proposed to you!
Blonde #1: Yeah, I guess...
Blonde #2: And he went up my ass!

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Overheard by: juniper