I Should Probably Stop Rimming the Collie

Chick #1: What's wrong?
Chick #2: Today I spent, like, an hour getting a dog hair out of my eyeball.
Chick #1: What? How did you do that?
Chick #2: I don't know, but every day I wake up with dog hair in my eyeballs.

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Overheard by: christina