Wouldn't Want Him to Get Burnt to a Crisp by Sunlight

Pretty goth chick: Do you think if I call him up and ask him to come over and watch porn and fuck, he'll come?
Queer friend: Probably, but only if you call after 10. It's six -- wait until dark.
Pretty goth chick: Yeah, you're right.

Shout-out: overheardinlosangeles.blogspot.com