Bob, How Many Times Did You Get Checked Tonight?

Dude #1: Why are we walking through the engineering quad?
Dude #2: C'mon man, it's like the hypotenuse... It makes sense!
Dude #3: Dude, we just got out of hockey and you guys are talking about fourth dimensions?

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: marcella