It's Foolproof!

Middle-aged guy on ski lift to lady: ... So I'm at work, and the new 18-something marketing intern comes up to me and basically directly propositions me for sex. Now, since I have that restraining order my wife got against me and I'm done dealing with that assault conviction, I didn't think it was going to be a bad idea. My wife won't come over and my probation officer calls the same time every day...

Crystal Mountain ski area
Washington

Overheard by: should have waited for the next chair