I Expect All My Misapprehensions to Be Validated

Smart girl: Obviously 'irregardless' is the wrong word in the sentence.
Dumb girl: Why is that word wrong?
Smart girl: For starters, it's not even a real word.
Dumb girl: Sure it is -- I use it all the time.

Erie Community College
Orchard Park, New York

Overheard by: Smarty Pants