I'm Currently in between Abortions

Lab TA: This is bromium chloride. If you have guys in your group, have them work with it. If not, girls, I hope you're not pregnant. It tends to cause birth defects and cancer.
Chick #1 in back of room, whispering: You guys, I can't touch that stuff!
Chick #2: Why not? Are you pregnant?
Chick #1: You see, that's the thing -- I don't know...

Oklahoma State University
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: She's majoring in drunken sorority girl