Senility Jane Goes to College

Girl #1, studying: I don't want to do this anymore! In five years I'm going to be dead and I won't care.
Girl #2: You won't be dead in five years.
Girl #1: Well, I'm going to be really old and I'm not going to care anymore.
Girl #2: You're not going to be old and you will care.
Girl #1: Wait... What? Care about what?

SUNY Cortland
Cortland, New York

Overheard by: Stephanie