So They're Still Just Meat Puppets, Am I Right?

Sketchy guy: So, like, if you were hooking up with someone but not dating -- just sex -- would you tell them you had an STD?
Girl: Are you kidding me?
Sketchy guy: But, like, you're not actually dating -- just having sex.
Girl: [Shocked silence.]

Vassar College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: absolutely horrified