There's Just Something about the Sweating and the Open Sores

Girl #1: Oh my god! You should see this guy I met at a party [shows a picture on her computer].
Girl #2: Yeah, he's pretty good-looking.
Girl #1: I know, he's so hot. Like, in an 'I'm mysterious and a recovering drug addict' sort of way.

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Overheard by: laura