He's Been in and Out of Fashion Prison My Whole Life

20-ish woman: He wears cut-offs that are cut so high that you can see the pockets and his boxers poking out, and he has plumber's crack.
Teen chick: Oh my god... And your mom actually likes this guy?
20-ish woman: No, no, no -- this is my real dad.

Mountain View-bound Light Rail
Campbell, California

Overheard by: Cracker