If I'd Been Using a Fork They'd Be Extinct by Now

Drunk guy with pink hat: You guys should totally use chop sticks -- it's so pussy not to.
Hippie, light-heartedly: We're trying to save some trees.
Drunk guy with pink hat: Do you have any idea how many geese I killed today? 12.

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