Um, Did He Give You Money?

Sorostitute: You know how I got my coke whore status?
Roommate: Ummm, how?
Sorostitute: I snorted a line off of Jared's penis with a hundred dollar bill.
Roommate: Wow.
Sorostitute: That's not that bad, is it?

Dinning hall, Florida State University
Tallahassee, Florida