... Kindly Fellate Me, You Promiscuous Female Dog

Old black lady to friend: He had shit all fuckin' dumped out all over the goddamned place, so I says, 'What the fuck is you doin', Raphael?' And that mothafuckah says-- [she looks around]. Shit, I forgot they's white people up in here! Sorry, folks. So, Raphael had made such a terrible mess, so I asked him what he was doing, and he said...

Circle Centre Mall Concourse
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu