Really? I Couldn't See It behind Your Asscheeks

Sorority pledge #1 walking in on another: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Don't worry, I didn't see anything.
Sorority pledge #2: Haha, it's okay, I don't care -- I have a thong on.

Shout-out: overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Overheard by: victoria's true secret